Sunday, January 30, 2011


Anyone who knows me will tell you that I have an unhealthy attraction for spikes, whips, chains and leather and in some cases sparkly things ( my friend Timi calls them Shine shine) The picture of the shoe above was tweeted by British Singer Leona Lewis (sidenote what the eff is she doing haba we go born pikin before she release another album we don't want another Bionic debacle) she said no animals were hurt while making the shoes but humans definitely were.IMAGINE SOMEONE KICKIN U IN THE NUTS WITH THIS SHOE

Do The Creep

Queen Nicki appeared on SNL yesterday and performed her single with The Lonely Island called "Do The Creep" I must say Nicki was definitely amazin. #PinkFridayHoe.

Friday, January 28, 2011

what we have been up to

ive been busy doing a lot of reading, trying to start a bizness (PR), I was in a fashion colletive called Anarchy in 2008 and it broke down after just one fashion show but apparently some people couldnt get over how amazing we were so we reently got some orders and we are totally grateful

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Daily Miss Minaj

If anybody wears these shoes they definitely have to show them off. They are Versace DVEA shoes

Reb’l Fleur

Everything is coming up roses for Rihanna. Next month, the red-haired singer is set to officially launch her first signature scent Reb’l Fleur, which quietly landed in select stores at the end of last year.

The perfume, which boasts scents of vanilla, amber, fruits, and florals, got its title from a childhood pet name. “My grandmother in Barbados used to call me her Rebel Flower,” RiRi told PEOPLE of how she settled on the moniker.

Though she could have released her debut fragrance earlier in her career, the Bajan singer admitted that she wanted to take her time to settle on a scent that was one of a kind. “Over the years, I layered many different scents to get something that was truly my own,” she said. “But I wanted…something that said ‘Rihanna was here.’ Something delicious and special, a fragrance with subtle hints that linger and leave a sexy memory.”

Reb’l Fleur will spring up in department stores in February, selling for $49 for a 1.7 oz. bottle.

The Razzie Awards !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yehh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Like me this people do not put up with the stupidity that is bad acting and horrendous headaches you get from watching Twilight. They have released the nominees for the 2011 Razzie Awards and the winners will be announced the night before The Oscars. Madonna has the most nominations with 15 nominations and has won 9 times and Sylvester Stallone (Obviously) on the male side with 29 mouth gaping nominations. Ben Stiller has the most in one year with 5 noms in one year.

Worst Picture
'Twilight Saga: Eclipse'
'The Last Airbender'
'The Bounty Hunter'
'Sex & The City 2'
'Vampires Suck'

Side Note: Thank God Twilight was nominated that movie is terrible I say terrible over and over again I mean the intense starring of Robert Pattison which makes him look like gay mosquito, and the terrible scratching of Kristen Stewart, i swear that girl acts like she has a yeast infection, then Taylor Lautner that refused to wear cloth through out the film.
Thank God The Last Airbender was nominated haba I nearly fell into a coma watching that movie it was a clear rip off from the cartoon. As for Vampires Suck that movie will make anybody that watches it stupid for life.

Worst Actor
Ashton Kutcher: 'Killers' and 'Valentine's Day'
Gerard Butler: 'The Bounty Hunter'
Jack Black: 'Gulliver's Travels'
Robert Pattinson: 'The Twilight Saga: Eclipse' and 'Remember Me'
Taylor Lautner: 'The Twilight Saga: Eclipse'

Sidenote: Yes all the people here deserve to be nominated
Worst Actress
Jennifer Aniston: 'The Bounty Hunter'
Miley Cyrus: 'The Last Song'
The Four "Gal Pals": 'Sex & The City 2'
Megan Fox: 'Jonah Hex'
Kristen Stewart 'Twilight Saga: Eclipse'

Worst Supporting Actor
George Lopez: 'Marmaduke,' 'The Spy Next Door,' and 'Valentine's Day'
Billy Ray Cyrus: 'The Spy Next Door'
Dev Patel: 'The Last Airbender'
Jackson Rathbone: 'The Last Airbender,' and 'The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Rob Schneider: 'Grown Ups'

Worst Supporting Actress
Jessica Alba: 'The Killer Inside Me,' 'Little Fockers,' 'Machete,' and 'Valentine's Day'
Cher: 'Burlesque'
Liza Minnelli: 'Sex & The City 2'
Nicola Peltz: 'The Last Airbender'
Barbra Streisand: 'Little Fockers'

Worst Screen Couple/Ensemble
The Entire Cast of 'Sex & The City 2'
The Entire Cast of 'The Twilight Saga: Eclipse'
The Entire Cast of 'The Last Airbender'
Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler: 'The Bounty Hunter'
Josh Brolin's Face & Megan Fox's Voice: 'Jonah Hex'

Worst Prequel, Sequel, Remake Or Rip-Off
'The Twilight Saga: Eclipse'
'Clash of the Titans'
'The Last Airbender'
'Sex & The City 2'
'Vampires Suck!'

Worst Eye-Gouging Use of 3D
'Cats & Dogs 2: Revenge Of Kitty Galore'
'Clash of the Titans'
'The Last Airbender'
'Nutcracker 3D'
'Saw 3D'

Worst Director
Sylvester Stallone: 'The Expendables'
Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer: 'Vampires Suck'
Michael Patrick King: 'Sex & The City 2'
M. Night Shymalan: 'The Last Airbender'
David Slade: 'The Twilight Saga: Eclipse'

Worst Screenplay
'Last Airbender'
'Little Fockers'
'Sex & The City 2'
'Twilight Saga: Eclipse'
'Vampires Suck'

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Commenting or just plain hating

Im one of those people that prefer to read comments or critics views on everything from movies to songs to even articles and wedding pictures. Trust me you haven't read a review until you have read one done by Nigerians, I saw a comment this morning on a site that told a certain Nigerian artiste to hire a stylist because she looks like she wants to scare the birds from the cornfield and I just thought why???? Some pretty decent songs are dissed to the extent you dont even bother streaming the songs again, fashion shoots are degrade that the designer will pack her trolley and disappear for shame at her apparent lack of talent.
Its terrible because at times real talent is overlooked for tacky pple that have obviosly paid someone in the website and her friends to come and hype her 10Naira looking clothes or a rapper's less than stellar offerings.

Ajak Deng

Girl is working the Blonde look

Na wa o

Wizkid Tease Me Video

This is definitely a late post, but what the heck imma post it anyway. So on Twitter there was this enormous buzz/build up for the video that i left what I was doing and entered KEKE NAPEPE!!! home to watch it. It was directed by Kemi Adetiba as usual I have nothing against anything she does. I think it was shot in Aqua Lounge in Abuja (side note I hope the washed and disinfected those poles before shooting the video some grimy girls in bra and pant are always goin up and down those poles who knows what they left there). My only problem was the end of the song did he have to talk what was the "that was a dream" thing about.

Mercy Johson's Bizzare haircut

Say what you want but Mercy Johnson is one committed actress, the blogs have been ablaze with this picture all through the week. She did it for a movie she is shooting in Enugu in which she plays a widow. Not my fave look tho but i give her kudis for this brave step she took. I sha hope the movie will be worth watching and we will not see her display her body that seems to distract people from whatever it is she says in her movies.


I want these shoes so bad it hurts me just starring at them.

The Oscars:

The Oscar noms were released yesterday and as usual it was the same ol same ol boring films that I ususally sleep through that were nominated. I mean please if you have seen For Colored girls you will definitely know that film at least deserves to be nominated haba Janet Jackson and Kimberly Elise gave above par perfromances in that movie. I watched half of Black Swan and I wanted to die from boredom. Nobody from Inception was nominated and that insuffrable boy from the Social Network was nominated ( Jesse Eisenberg) everytime i watch the boy acting I can feel my brain cells slowly depleting. The Kids are all right is an okay movie cool acting and nice story line. Im sorry but better films came out in the past year rather than the rubbish I kept seeing on the list half the movies here people havent seen from fear of fallin of their cinema seats in boredom.
Below are the nominations just so you can see them. make sure you dont cry from boredom

Best actress
Annette Bening, The Kids Are All Right
Nicole Kidman, Rabbit Hole
Jennifer Lawrence, Winter’s Bone
Natalie Portman, Black Swan
Michelle Williams, Blue Valentine

Best actor
Javier Bardem, Biutiful
Jeff Bridges, True Grit
Jesse Eisenberg, The Social Network
Colin Firth, The King’s Speech
James Franco, 127 Hours

Best supporting actor
Christian Bale, The Fighter
John Hawkes, Winter’s Bone
Jeremy Renner, The Town
Mark Ruffalo, The Kids Are All Right
Geoffrey Rush, The King’s Speech

Best supporting actress
Amy Adams, The Fighter
Helena Bonham Carter, The King’s Speech
Melissa Leo, The Fighter
Hailee Steinfeld, True Grit
Jacki Weaver, Animal Kingdom

Best director
Darren Aronofsky, Black Swan
Joel & Ethan Coen, True Grit
David Fincher, The Social Network
Tom Hooper, The King’s Speech
David O. Russell, The Fighter

Best picture
127 Hours
Black Swan
The Fighter
The Kids Are All Right
The King’s Speech
The Social Network
Toy Story 3
True Grit
Winter’s Bone

Best animated film
How to Train Your Dragon
The Illusionist
Toy Story 3

Best foreign language film
Hors la Loi (Outside the Law) (Algeria)
Incendies (Canada)
In a Better World (Denmark)
Dogtooth (Greece)
Biutiful (Mexico)

Best original screenplay
Lisa Cholodenko and Stuart Blumberg, The Kids Are All Right
Scott Silver, Paul Tamasy and Eric Johnson, The Fighter
Mike Leigh, Another Year
Christopher Nolan, Inception
David Seidler, The King’s Speech

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Omo Ghetto

Watching is believing for you to understand the brilliance that is Omo Ghetto. I usually cringe when i watch Nigerian Films, what with the fake accents, shouting like mad people, microphones popping out of nowhere and the babalawos that just wont rest. But this was actually good, it was funny were it needed to be funny and serious were it needed to be serious and they also gave us a preview of The Return of Jenifa which I feel is gonna be EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!

Omawunmi-If you ask me

I listened to this song last week and its been on replay on my laptop ever since. The track was produced by Cobhams, and has this 50's vibe to it that makes it totally listenable. the amazing part of the song about the song besides the fast that it was predominantly sang in pidgin is the fact that it actually tackles the issue of molestation abi incest i don't know which one it is sha exuse my french in this situation. It is an amazing song so look for it.

Fashion Alert.: Michelle Obama in Alexander McQueen 2011 Resort Collection

All I can say is faboosh multiplied by 5. She wore the dress at the White House State Dinner in honor of the Republic of China. Some fashion heavyweights such as Anna Wintour and Vera Wang. Apparently this isnt the first time she is wearing McQueen, She wore a pinstriped McQueen suit at a YMCA event last year and also a 2008 McQueen collection blouse last year too.

Its Britney Bish #TeamBritney Forever

Everytime I hear a Britney Track I smile and keep bobbing my head for the obvious reasons, say what you want about me like her music as far as im concerned you can kiss an independent solar panel if you don't like her music. Her single Hold it Against Me has been breaking records ever sine it was released some time ago. It has made her the second artist in the Billboard Hot 100's 50+ year history to debut multiple songs at number one, alongside Mariah Carey!Her last song to do so was her previous single, 3.

Furthermore, Hold It Against Me is not only the 18th song to debut at number one, but also Spears' FOURTH song to make it to that spot, following the aforementioned 3, …Baby One More Time and Womanizer!

According to Nielsen Soundscan, the single has already had 411,000 digital downloads, making her the highest debut by a female artist.
Yep like i said before its Britney Bish

The Bored Mind is Back !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I haven't blogged in ages reason: My lack of a job or any paying gig at all cannot pay for my unhealthy addition for laughing at people on the internet, plus i decided for reason known to me step back and analyze what I was doing with this blog and sort of sharpen up a bit with my writing and all and also the fact that something I posted a while ago ended an already shaky relationship*cue the waterworks* While I've been away sleeping, gaining weight, laughing at shabby people dressed on the street, bitch-slapping a friend of mine whose lies will make prisoners blush a lot has happened so I'm gonna take my time and give u the low down on what I think.
Plus I totally love the picture I uploaded with this note some girls actually think that its time for marriage with this picture

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Lady GaGa New Album Details

Happy New Year People!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. With the new year upon us Lady Gaga decided to gift her Little Monsters with details on her album.
A picture which is or is not the album cover was tweeted by the star. The album hits on the 23rd of May 2011 and the first single hits a day before Valentines day.
Peep at the lyrics to the first single
I’m beautiful in my way, ’cause God makes no mistakes, I’m on the right track baby, I was Born This Way.

Don’t hide yourself in regret, just love yourself and you’re set. I’m on the right track baby, I was Born This Way.

Are you ready for more Gaga in 2011?